If we do not, we will get left behind and remembered only as the learning disabled country bumpkin who used to buy all China's products till he had trouble remembering which was worth more, the nickel or the dime, I mean, the nickel is so much bigger... (religion.blogs.cnn.com)
I used to be a normal guy, owner of the Snoozing Pines Trailer Park and the kinda country bumpkin who knew that there are exactly seven weenies in those little tin cans of Viennas. (fieryfoodscentral.com)
What kind of bumpkin are you that doesn't even know what a comparative religion class is? (religion.blogs.cnn.com)