Holy crappola... this just described my experience in way more churches than it should. (nakedpastor.com)
I was never a fan of gravy because it always made me feel like crappola, but I could definitely down some serious porcini mushroom gravy... that bowl of potatoes? (makingthymeforhealth.com)
And snacks are encouraged — now a snack is 8 - 10 raw almonds, 5 pieces of cheese (real cheese not processed american crappola) the size of 5 dice — serving of meat protein is about the same size as a deck of cards. (freedieting.com)