For a span of 8 to 10 minutes, warm your entire crotch area with a wash cloth that is HOT. (drlenkravitz.com)
This post pregnancy corset also has a convenient crotch area closure that allows you to use the restroom or change your underwear and pads comfortably without needing to take it off each time. (bellefit.com)
What you do: Distract child with keys, form t - shirt into a sort - of diaper shape, wad paper towels up into crotch area, secure entire shebang with a fuckton of duct tape. (mommyish.com)