What you do: Distract child with keys, form t - shirt into a sort - of diaper shape, wad paper towels up into crotch area, secure entire shebang with a fuckton of duct tape. (mommyish.com)
I have since recommended the entire shebang to my brother, who is dealing with two picky eaters (ages 13 and 11 — far too old to still be picky), as well as to all neighbors with children or without. (dinneralovestory.com)
Further south, San Antonio serves the entire shebang — mini campfire pit and all — tableside at Halcyon Coffee Bar. (bonappetit.com)