Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC: (npr.org)
Kids never again show up to school looking as well put together as on that first day of term. (naptimenatter.com)
The Independent's diarist Andy McSmith has some advice on how to survive the first day of term (independent.co.uk)