Their robbery is a means to an end, one last score then retirement to a horse farm, or some kind of future with a pretty girl. (theendofcinema.net)
England's most consistent goalscorer and longlived goalscorer, who has been rattling them in since 1879 and who last scored in 2013. (sbnation.com)
Luis Suarez has gone 429 minutes since last scoring a Premier League goal, while Fernando Torres has gone 907 minutes since last hitting the back of the net in the league. (eplindex.com)