I think a much more likley scenario would be if Bama were to just schedule 4 games aganst the Jaguars, Titans, Texans and Colts to replace there current ones against weaker opponents like FCS schools and Tennesse. (sbnation.com)
Anticipate where the surfer is headed and move yourself accordingly (if the surfer is a beginner, they will most likley not have any board control to avoid you. (tamarindobeachinfo.com)
Well, that makes the bars quite likley to end up up perpendicular to one another. (religion.blogs.cnn.com)