You can get fired from conservative magazines for expressing much milder versions of these views. (firstthings.com)
For milder versions, see the variations. (thespruce.com)
Many may balk at the idea of going north to even more frigid temperatures, but I assure you it will invigorate all your senses, enchant your entire family and make you appreciate winter (and it's milder version in Chicago) even more. (chicagoparent.com)