There I am - nailgun in one hand, stopwatch in the other - watching Les Miserables tremble in the room like calves at an abbatoir. (totalpolitics.com)
Any frontliner who fails to remember gets the flashcard NAILGUNNED TO THEIR FOREHEAD WITH A GENUINE NAILGUN I AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU. (totalpolitics.com)
I'm fixing it (with a new nailgun!) (azdiyguy.com)