I already do all the other suggestions except for the kleenex, so after I get the cloth wipe system totally down, I think I'll work on that next (crunchydomesticgoddess.com)
When the kid dumps an anvil on Porky's little cranium, the author's next suggestion reads «Give baby a cat and watch his little puss light up,» so he does, and tells the brat «Here Butch, play with this c - ca - ca... pussy... uh pet!» (kqek.com)
No. 2 My next suggestion is to read something by Edward Freeman on what's known in academic circles as «Stakeholder Theory.» (canadianbusiness.com)