He's jumping on you and leaving puddles on the floor because you are his sunshine on a rainy day. (professorshouse.com)
For one thing, it's sterile, and for another, I've had occasional pee puddles on my floor pretty much constantly for the past few years. (organicbabyatlanta.com)
Who hasn't had a shoe chewed or come home to find puddles on the floor? (dogtrainingbasics.com)