Only the triggers and right thumb pad actually have an effect on what I am doing on the screen. (techradar.com)
For those who are interested, the controller feels about the same as the Wii U Pro Controller, with one major difference: the offset right thumb stick. (shortpause.com)
Now, press the right nostril with right thumb and, deeply inhale through the left nostril. (rishikulyogshala.org)