But the best single joke of the day can be missed if you blink: Daniel Jackson as Jesus, who is together with contemporaries from the First Century, exclaims in the elevator: «It's my birthday.» (shockya.com)
As you can probably guess, when the movie finally started, anti-Finding-Dory-guy was laughing longer and harder at every single joke than anyone else in the theater (except, for me, of course). (abiteofinspiration.com)
Here's how well the White Sox have played so far this season: I wrote this whole thing, top to bottom, and realized there wasn't a single joke about the Drake LaRoche situation. (sbnation.com)