To your 4th point: it doesn't touch the performance of a balanced mutual fund. (moneyunder30.com)
The brightness of the screen mitigates this a little, though the smudges impact touch performance as they build up. (digitaltrends.com)
Jamie Dornan as billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan, left) and Dakota Johnson as curious college student Anastasia Steele give touching performances in «Fifty Shades of Grey.» (chron.com)