Still looks like it was hit with the elongated ugly stick. (jalopnik.com)
And the Lord sayeth, «After thou marriest a total goober who I already have smote fiercely with my ugly stick, make thy face look rubbery and phony, so that others might see thou and, pityingeth thou, buyest thine book.» (religion.blogs.cnn.com)
Easy going guy, good sense of humour, likes being outddors doing whatever, decent shape, hasn't been hit by the ugly stick too many times and basically metally stable...:) (sexsearchcom.com)