I highly recommend pulsing the mushrooms in the food processor / blender separately, as it has a tendency to become this overprocessed, watery mess when combined with onion and garlic. (mjandhungryman.com)
They are smooth, dense, and avoid being a watery mess as cafeteria eggs often are. (businessinsider.com)
Knowing I wouldn't be able to make it through the entire week drinking this watery mess, I decided to make the shake more edible by mixing in almond milk (which stays in accordance with Khloe's strict «no dairy» rule) instead of ice, and by adding a small squirt of honey for sweetness. (businessinsider.com)