With the exhaust, I thought everyone knew to use a pop or beer can to patch exhaust, at least people who knew enough to patch exhaust. (humblemechanic.com)
At least this person knows they got their Switch, but there is so little they can do with it that I think this is more of a curse than a blessing. (nintendochitchat.com)
Or, if not better, then at least a person with new earrings. (canadianbusiness.com)