Sentences with word «hoser»

Smith had this to say about Yoga Hosers in July: «There are two characters in a convenience store in Tusk that you see for five minutes, very much Ronsencrantz and Guildenstern.

Those guys are called hosers in English and «colons» in French.

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22 years after Clerks debuted at Sundance, Kevin Smith returns with his latest film Yoga Hosers starring Lily - Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith as smartphone, yoga loving besties Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie.

Bourbon may be America's whisky, but it gets the full hoser treatment at Reds Wine Tavern in Toronto: the maple - bacon Manhattan ($ 10.50) features bacon - infused bourbon and a splash of real Ontario maple syrup.

Here, you will find all the hottest Canucks and hosers getting deep and dirty with their favorite BDSM fetishes!

Braumeister Smith (Max von Sydow) has a plan to take over the world with his new brew, and only the Great White hosers of the North, Bob and Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas)-- with their plaid shirts, ski toques, fur - lined parkas, and addiction to beer — can stop the dastardly plan, sober or not.

He's right, YOGA HOSERS really is one of the dumbest films ever made, but not in a fun way at all.

If Yoga Hosers suggests anything, it's that Smith is driven by similar fantasies.

The second in writer - director Kevin Smith's projected Canada - set «True North» trilogy after 2014's seriocomic horror yarn Tusk, Yoga Hosers tells an extravagantly ridiculous tale that accommodates everything from a Manitoban Nazi to crudely animated sentient pieces of German - accented, mountie - dressed talking bratwurst (called, naturally, «Brat - zis»).

Perhaps more significant is how Yoga Hosers shows Smith's continued devolution as a filmmaker.

But Yoga Hosers makes it abundantly clear that the only rear end Kevin Smith has crawled up inside is his own.»

Subsequently, Yoga Hosers becomes a film about the Colleens taking out these tiny bratwurst baddies, which then becomes a film about an underground plot care of the Canadian Nazi party.

Considering that Smith claims that he made this film for teen girls, not for one moment does Yoga Hosers feel like anything other than a mid-40s writer / director shaking his fist at a younger phone - desperate generation, making inside jokes for the adults in the audience and lambasting the critics that have wronged him in the past.

Yoga Hosers Written and Directed by Kevin Smith.

The second installment in Kevin Smith's «True North Trilogy» (started with 2014's nightmare - inducing Tusk), Yoga Hosers brings secondary characters Colleen and Colleen back into the fold for a second go - round.

After the narrative incoherence of Red State and the thin plot of Tusk, Yoga Hosers puts Smith back on far more familiar ground.

Following Tusk as the second part of Kevin Smith's True North trilogy, Yoga Hosers features Colleen and Colleen, a pair of teenage Winnipeg schoolgirls who spend their time practicing yoga in between working at the local convenience store and bunking off to play their riot grrrl music in the back room.

With special guests from the Yoga Hosers cast.

That includes the terms of service and operating policies of online distributors like Amazon, print - on - demand services, and of course vanity publishers — that's why those scurrilous hosers haven't died on the side of the road yet.

t - shirts, it calls out to the inner hoser in all of us.

But before the movie reviews, he responds to some legal news and takes a few jabs at Kevin Smith and his godawful Yoga Hosers trailer.

Those who saw «Tusk» will remember the yoga hosers of the title, both of whom share the same first name, and are helpfully referred to throughout as Colleen C. (Lily - Rose Depp) and Colleen M. (Harley Quinn Smith).

I reckon if there is an intelligent designer out there, there is at least one of his / her creations which somehow slipped thru the quality control processes... the other possibility is that the evolutionary advancements of this hoser was not appropriatelly screen upon hiring, and that the proces of survival of the fitest found this out, and culled him from the herd?

Only the Hosers have not developed loyal fan base for fb and fans willing to make a trip for a game.

Re the Hosers in two weeks (though I don't like looking ahead.)

Iowa, Wiscky, OSU, Hosers, school w / o a mascot, all lack pro sports distractions.

Hosers have an ingrained inferiority complex.

I just don't see the Hosers with strong weapons.

But that was before we crumbled against the Hosers and MSU resurrected itself from the need for a new HC search.

The first film of what Kevin Smith is calling his True North Trilogy (which will eventually include Yoga Hosers and Moose Jaws — yes, that's Jaws with a moose rather than a shark) stars Justin Long as Wallace, a podcaster enslaved and experimented on by an old sailor played by Smith's Red State star Michael Parks.

Follow the idiot McKenzie brothers on this incredibly dumb journey, this is a stupid Canadian comedy masterpiece, hoser!

«Yoga Hosers» might be marginally more tolerable if Smith were able to get over his fascination with goofy but inconsistent Canadian accents.

«Yoga Hosers» begins with popping colors, relatively brisk editing, and an appearance from Tony Hale as Colleen C's dad.

Is «Yoga Hosers» the product of Smith coming to terms with his daughter's interests even as the camera ogles her?

Avid consumers of nerd culture — that is, people like Kevin Smith — may get a bit more out of «Yoga Hosers» than everyone else.

YOGA HOSERS is a disastrous step - back for Smith, with it playing out like little more than the Smith and Depp family home movies.

YOGA HOSERS is so unstructured it's maddening.

Kevin Smith «s «Yoga Hosers» is a flabby, goofy, comically inert cartoon that pits two teen clerks against Canadian Nazis and little creatures made of sausage.

REVIEW: In his (lengthy) introduction to YOGA HOSERS, Smith proudly called it the «stupidest f**king movie ever made.»

«Yoga Hosers» is Smith doing an»80s teen comedy, but its primary comic voice is the Dad Joke.

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«Yoga Hosers» makes the «Daniel Radcliffe farting corpse» movie «Swiss Army Man «look restrained, as the convenience store is soon overrun by tiny Nazi sausage - men.

By forcing these two characters — along with gumshoe Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp), who also appeared in Tusk — to do battle with a malefactor from Canada's past, Yoga Hosers is meant, to some degree, to chronicle the two girls» increasing awareness of a world outside their narrow fame - obsessed purview.

This is probably the most honest part of the film, because at its core, Yoga Hosers isn't a movie: It's a podcast riff given material form; a bong rip visualized; an SCTV sketch devoid of laughs.

It should have been binned the second the (literal) smoke cleared, and while it's been clear for some time that Smith is either incapable of making a good movie or simply doesn't care to, Yoga Hosers may very well be the film that finally convinces audiences the emperor has no hockey jersey.