Sentences with phrase «spaghetti monster»

«fairy tales» «spaghetti monsters in the sky» is not a civil way to respond to an article.

You can believe in the flying spaghetti monster if it makes you happy.

THAT»S when I start thinking of your flying purple spaghetti monster.

Oh how I wish we would drop the flying spaghetti monster concept.

One of the most ridiculous comments here was that if you replace the word god with flying spaghetti monster that the meaning doesn't change.

Mike, The point is that there is as much solid evidence for an Invisible Pink Unicorn, a Celestial Teapot, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster as there is for God or the supernatural.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't care if you believe in him or not.

See the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for more info, our one major fault is that we do discriminate against christian Born Agains, for our own safety and sanity.

The existence of Spaghetti Monster is as silly as the existence of God / Santa / Easter Bunny / fairies / Zeus / Thor /... they are all nice stories and they are all imaginary.

When you Say things like «Sky fairy» or «Giant Spaghetti monster», how do you expect people to react?

Fortunately the GFP1 HA Spaghetti Monster RANbody doesn't recognize the scaffold and is useful for detecting GFP.

- Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless the Secular Nation

If your church really is true, and I decide after my death that I was in error all my life and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster church was right all along, you will have done me a great service.

If some dude's belief in a flying spaghetti monster makes him a better human, then why not let him continue to be misguided as long as this makes him act in a manner that makes life easier for him, and hopefully make him more amenable to being nice to this neighbors?

The flying spaghetti monster??? Wow, you Atheists are not only the biggest fools on earth, you are also very immature.

The Magical Spaghetti Monster loves you too.

Peace, I believe God is a flying spaghetti monster from Venus.

If I burn your house down, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster tells me the color is offensive.

I don't care if his «theory» is based on the words of the Bible or The Flying Spaghetti Monster [Bless his noodly appendages!]

My chance to help you have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Joyous Kwanzaa or a Kickass Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant.

If that is your logic, then the flying spaghetti monster proves proves the bible is wrong lol...

No more spaghetti monster in the sky...

Spaghetti Monster tagged RANbodies can be detected either with a labeled anti- HA or - MYC antibody or with an anti-HA or - MYC primary and a labeled secondary antibody.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster also may grant salvation.

Days later Spaghetti Monster seen in numerous locations across the U.S.

I'm sure that big spaghetti monster in the sky will be waiting for him with open arms and scrumdiddly meatballs.

And I hope that everyone reading this will allow the Flying Spaghetti Monster into their hearts, to speak the truth of Pastafarianism to the world!

While the God of the Bible is blasting those who believe in him with destruction, suffering and death, the Flying Spaghetti Monster serves up real love and pasta.

For years, I'd been the kind of atheist who smugly responded to any and all mention of Christianity with a) a Friedrich Nietzsche quote, b) a Karl Marx quote, c) a Flying Spaghetti Monster reference or d) all of the above.

Or that the world was created by a Flying Spaghetti monster starting with a mountain and a midget.

I want to add that if any of you want to baptize me into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster after I have died, go right ahead.

My Flying Spaghetti Monster hurls divine meatballs at your devil.

For those of you who think stating there is no heaven is the same as stating there is a heaven, if I state there's a Flying Spaghetti Monster orbiting Pluto right now, then that must mean it is possible because we don't know if there is or isn't a FSM orbiting Pluto.

He's pushing the flying spaghetti monster BS.

More of a Flying Spaghetti Monster worshiper myself.

First, Shiva or Allah or Ahura Mazda or the Wrathful Spaghetti Monster or whoever / whatever wouldn't be impressed if you bet on the wrong horse, eh?

That whole Spaghetti Monster in the Sky argument is just as foolish to me as the «just because you can't see the internet doesn't mean it doesn't exist» argument.

It's akin to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.

If schools are closed for X-tian holiday observances then they should be closed for Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Wican, Flying Spaghetti Monster holiday observances too.

I also have the ability to take EMOTION out of this argument and look it purely based on the facts, so all you flying spaghetti monster types need to check yourself.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster encourages female adherants and unlike other religions, ladies can rise to the highest ranks of the devout.

There is more proof that the empty colander in my kitchen is testament to the Risen Spaghetti Monster then the tomb is of your immoral, impotent godling.

What if a couple were to raise their son from the time he was very young telling him that there is no God and those Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, etc. were all mentally challenged, ignorant people holding on to «myths» about «the magic spaghetti monster» that they have been «childishly» holding on to and that anybody who is intelligent and uses his «reason» will believe that there is no God.

Can someone please confirm that the God, Santa, Easter Bunny, fairies, and Spaghetti Monster exist?

etc etc etc etc.... So you must believe in Santa Clause and the Flying Spaghetti Monster too?

A one - pound box of Flying Spaghetti Monster noodles to anyone who can identify the author of the following, cause I forgot:

Here's al alternative theory... My Gawd the Flying Spaghetti Monster created everything in the universe exactly as it stands a week ago last Thursday.